mewvore:
“mewvore:
“are you going to buy snacks for the demon outside the 7-11
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to everyone who said yes, you are now married. congrats!
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mewvore:

mewvore:

are you going to buy snacks for the demon outside the 7-11

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to everyone who said yes, you are now married. congrats!

buglich:

buglich:

buglich:

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

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oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

I’m so so sick of open world games

Every time a series makes the switch to being open world it’s like. Okay that’s just what you’re gonna have to be from now on huh. Like the Open World is held on such a high pedestal that once you’ve made the switch you’re never going to be allowed to make anything else. Everything just has to homogenize into this one specific gameplay loop of walking the fuck around an open space.

Evil version of myself with bad taste playing an older game with a smaller but more detailed and refined map that acts as its own elaborate puzzle and story telling device and is satisfying to progress through: “I sure do wish I had the player freedom to walk through a field aimlessly so I could find one of six types of collectibles right about now”

elbiotipo:

Me: Did you know that medieval cathedrals weren’t actually supposed to be dark and rundown places with only stained glass as color? They were bright places full of light… the reason they look like that now is because of the centuries of accumulated grime and dust, here look at this restoration of the Cathedral of Chartres in France:

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It’s based on actual paint from the times, and when you think about it, it makes a lot more sense, after all a church is supposed to be a bright place of hope. Yet when we think about the middle ages we think about grimy and dark cathedrals. I wonder how much of our conception of history is shaped by our current visions of historical buildings.

My Goth GF: listen, I don’t think this thing between us is working,

mllecosettefauchelevent:

annaveriani:

mllecosettefauchelevent:

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

“you are functionally a conservative” is such a good and clarifying insult

Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women’s bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as “objectively terrible” and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn’t like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn’t like a light “unpopular opinion!” conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.

There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone’s mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.

I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.

Now I can’t find any adults who don’t hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, “well except for book X…”

Functionally conservative. It’s so important to have the language to express that.

Thank you for this addition!

shadandrews:

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Recent rounds of commissions!

ko-fi.com/shadandrews

#art

that-house:

that-house:

selecting an heir from my three sons through a series of challenges meant to only be winnable by the most egotistical and immature

After allowing the sacred fire to go out and neglecting to help the old woman by the side of the road, it seems that oafish Brantwick shall take the throne

so-sleepie:

shittyalchemist:

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

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tags from @cromerholt

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vonkarn:

vonkarn:

angel with pronouns be like “he/hymn”

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DON’T be FUNNIER THAN ME

langernameohnebedeutung:

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the ‘how big is your english vocabulary’ test dropped new ship dynamics

thewicked-eternity